Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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