I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
