There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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