Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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