It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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