curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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