She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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