they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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