I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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