Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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