my mouth tastes like poor choices
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
