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your room smells of hookers.

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And success

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(404): View more from Georgia

i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone

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(973): View more from New Jersey

How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson

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(410): View more from Maryland

just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.

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(845): View more from New York

I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting

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(334): View more from Alabama

How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.

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(334): View more from Alabama

He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.

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(747): View more from California

Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad

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