i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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