Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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