i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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