you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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