his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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