Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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