Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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