thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he was CRYING into my vagina
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
