Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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