hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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