so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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