I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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