It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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