she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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