Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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