We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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