She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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