you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
