I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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