I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
420 ftw
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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