I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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