I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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