I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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