this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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