do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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