I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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