shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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