This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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