Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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