A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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