I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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