used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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