Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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