You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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