For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i will never coherently bang her
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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