awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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