Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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