I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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