Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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