lets start a swedish sibling band together
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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