im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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