I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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