Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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