Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
