those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
