D3 body, D1 cock
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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