My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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