This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I want you more than these girls want KFC
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
is it fun? or sober?
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