i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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